1. Why does a golfer always
bring two pairs of pants ?
: In case he got a hole
in one.
2. Who earns a living by
driving his customer away ?
: A taxi driver
3. Why does Count Dracula
take cough medicine ?
: To stop his coffin.
4. What never ask question
but get pressed for the answer ?
: The doorbell.
5.Why did the moron throw
the butter out of the window?
He
wanted to see a butterfly.
6. Q : What is the
thinnest book in the world ?
A
: What men know about women ?
7. Q : What is the difference
between a man and E.T.?
A : At least E.T. phoned home.
8. Q : How are men like
public toilet ?
A
: They 're either Taken, Full of shit or Out of order.
9. Which one?
You are in a house. There
are 3 light switches. Inside of a closed room (that you
CAN NOT see) there is a light bulb that is turned on by
one of the switches. If you can only go inside the room
one time how can you tell which switch turns on the light?
10.
A
rich man has two sons. When he dies, the sons read his will.
The will says the sons must race their horses to a distant
city and the LAST one's horse to get there gets the fortune.
So the sons start racing as slow as possible to get the
fortune. At nightfall they stop at an inn. They tell their
problem to the innkeeper and in the morning the sons are
racing as fast as they can to the city. What did the innkeeper
tell them to do?
11. Do you know what it is?
What's greater than God,
more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, rich people
don't need it, and if you eat too much of it you will die.
What is it?
12.
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the
medicine cabinet?
13.
Q:
What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A:
3 after 1
14.
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump
higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house can't jump!
15
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur
sneezes?
A: Out of the way
16.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited
after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
17. Q: How many letters are there
in the alphabet?
18. What's the only thing worse than
finding a worm in your apple?
19. Why can't a blonde dial
911?
20. Why didn't the skeleton
go to the party?
21. Why does Dracula have
no friends?
22. What has six legs and
flies?
