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คำว่า miscellaneous ออกเสียงว่า"หมิสเส่ลเล้-เหนียส"
แปลว่า "เบ็ดเตล็ด"
บ้างใช้ย่อว่า Misc.คนที่ใช้คอมฯ.
จะเจอบ่อย
เอาเรื่องกฏหมายนิดหนึ่ง
เคยได้ยินคำนี้มั้ยครับ?
"นิติบัญญัติ.......บันทัดฐาน"
Everybody and Nobody
This is a little story about four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's
job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised
that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when
Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Single women claim that
all the good men are married, while all married women complain
about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there
is no such thing as a good man.
There is the story of a
preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we
have enough money to pay for our new building program. The
bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
"A philosopher,"
said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened
room looking for a black cat that isn't there."
"That's right," the philosopher
replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it."
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philosopher
: ฝิล้อส-สพเฝ่อ (นักปรัชญา) n.
theologian
: ทิออโล้-เจ่น (นักเทววิทยา ผู้ศึกษาเรื่องเกี่ยวกับศาสนาและพระผู้เป็นเจ้า)
n.
'Seven days without laughter
makes one weak'.
A man is sitting in a bar
when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear,
"I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."
He puts his drink down and
starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two
five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up
money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint
my house."
King of the Jungle
Three animals in a bar was
having a huge argument over who was the best.
The first animal, a hawk,
claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack
anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly
a chance.
The second, a lion, based
his claim on his strength. No one in the jungle dared to
challenge him, King of the Jungle.
The third, a skunk, insisted
he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any
creature with his unique arsenal.
As the three debated the
issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all;
hawk, lion and stinker!
Silent Fart
An elderly couple was attending
church services. About halfway through she leans over and
says, "I just had a silent fart .. what do you think
I should do?"
He replies "Put a new
battery in your hearing aid!"
A teacher was asking her
class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and
'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said
the teacher.
"'Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't
allow and 'Illegal' is a sick eagle."
Make my day/"Go
ahead, make my day".
Meaning
Carry on with what you are doing
- it will give me an excuse to behave badly.
Origin
This line was made famous by the
Clint Eastwood character Inspector (Dirty)
Harry Callahan in the 1983 film Sudden
Impact - the fourth film of
the Dirty Harry series. Callahan encouraged felons
to commit crimes so that he would have an excuse to shoot
them. In Sudden Impact he dares a crook to shoot his hostage
with the line "Go on punk, make
my day".
Dirty Harry wasn't the first to use the phrase with that
meaning though. It had been spoken earlier by the character
Tom Walsh - played by Gary Swanson in the film Vice Squad
(1982). In that film the line was, "Go
ahead scumbag, make my day".
Favorite Movies
Harry Potter เล่ม 7 ตอนจบ Harry
ตาย เพราะเปงไข้หวัดนก จากการไปขโมยเอาไข่นกฟีนิกซ์มากิน โดยไม่ปรุงให้สุกก่อง
รอนก็ถูกชินจังลอบยิงดับ
ลอร์ดวัลเดอร์มอร์ก็ตายเพราะเปงเล็บขบ ทนพิษบาดแผลไม่ไหว เลยตาย
- HARRY POTTER
- THE LORD OF THE RING
(ที่ยกมานั้น เป็นข่าวที่ search เจอในกูเกิ้ลครับ จริงเท็จประการใด
คงต้องรอการยืนยันจาก India naJones(อินเดีย
หน้าโจร)ซึ่งเป็นสื่อมวลโจร
ที่จะคอยแจ้งข่าวให้พวกเราได้รับทราบ..นะ..นายจ๋า..อีนี่ฉาน
ขอลาก่องนา..จะไปหาโรตีอาโหร่ยๆกิงอ้า..)
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