Two guys were roaring
down a country road on a motorcycle
when the driver slowed up
and pulled over. His leather jacket had
a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive
anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that."
"Just put the jacket on backwards," his friend
advised. They continued down the road but around the next
bend, they lost control and wiped out.
Jack came upon the accident and ran to call the police.
They asked him, "Are they showing
any signs of life?" "Well,"
Jack explained, "the driver was
until I turned his head around the right way!"
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pull over
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leather
jacket : àÅé·-àµèÍ
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n.
zipper
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backwards
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advise
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right :
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to
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in the second half.
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wiped
out
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and wiped out.
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