Little Red Riding Hood :: ˹ٹéÍÂËÁǡᴧ
 
 

 

 

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My! what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My! what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!

About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My! what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a shit!"


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skip : «¤Ôè¾·-(¡ÃÐâ´´âÅ´àµé¹) v.

wolf : ÇÙè¿ (ËÁÒ»èÒ) n.

crouch : à¤ÃèÒª (¹Ñè§Âͧæ) v.

stump : «µÑéÁ¾ (µÍäÁé) n.

foil : ¿Í (ʡѴ¡Ñé¹, ÅéÁá¼¹¡ÒÃ³ì ¤Ó¹ÕéÁÑ¡ãªéà»ç¹ Passive (to be foiled )) v.

taunt : ·è͹· (¾Ù´àÂÒÐàÂéÂ, ¶Ò¡¶Ò§) v.

scream : «¡ÃÕÁ-(ÃéͧµÐ⡹, ÃéͧâÇÂ) v.

 


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My!(my!) ÍÍ¡àÊÕ§ÇèÒ"ÁèÒÂ" à»ç¹¤ÓÍØ·Ò¹ ãªéà¾×èÍáÊ´§¤ÇÒÁ»ÃÐËÅÒ´ã¨ËÃ×;Í㨠àªè¹

My! What a stupid guy he is!
ãËéµÒÂÊÔ ! à¢ÒªèÒ§§Õèà§èÒÍÐäÃÂѧ§Õé !

"My! what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
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to get lost Íѹ¹Õéà»ç¹Êӹǹ¤ÃѺ á»ÅÇèÒ"ä»ãËéä¡Åæ, äÊËÑÇä»ãËé¾é¹"ÍÐä÷ӹͧ¹ÕéáËÅФÃѺ (à»ç¹ÊӹǹãªéäÅ褹ËÃ×Í»¯ÔàʸԺҧÊÔ觺ҧÍÂèÒ§) àªè¹

She tried to introduce herself, but I told her to get lost.
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The Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a shit!"

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ÍÕ¡Êӹǹ˹Öè§·ÕèÁÕ¤ÇÒÁËÁÒÂàËÁ×͹¡Ñ¹ ¡ç¤×Í"Beat it !" (ºÕê· ÍÔ·) «Öè§à»ç¹ª×èÍà¾Å§´Ñ§¢Í§ Michael Jackson ¹Ñè¹áËÅФÃѺ ÅͧËÒÁҿѧ´Ù¹Ð¤ÃѺ

( to take a shit = to take a dump"(ÍÖê, ¶èÒÂ)(dump ÍÍ¡àÊÕ§ÇèÒ"´ÑéÁ¾"))

 

   
   

                     
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