Little Red Riding Hood is
skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched
down behind a log.
"My! what big eyes
you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road, Little
Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched
behind a tree stump.
"My! what big ears
you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!
About two miles down the
track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this
time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My! what big teeth
you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will
you get lost?
I'm trying to take a shit!"
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skip : «¤Ôè¾·-(¡ÃÐâ´´âÅ´àµé¹)
v.
wolf : ÇÙè¿ (ËÁÒ»èÒ) n.
crouch : à¤ÃèÒª
(¹Ñè§Âͧæ) v.
stump
: «µÑéÁ¾ (µÍäÁé) n.
foil : ¿ÍÂ
(Ê¡Ñ´¡Ñé¹, ÅéÁá¼¹¡ÒÃ³ì ¤Ó¹ÕéÁÑ¡ãªéà»ç¹ Passive
(to be foiled )) v.
taunt : ·è͹·
(¾Ù´àÂÒÐàÂéÂ, ¶Ò¡¶Ò§) v.
scream : «¡ÃÕÁ-(ÃéͧµÐ⡹,
ÃéͧâÇÂ) v.
à¡Ãç´¤ÇÒÁÃÙé 
My!(my!) ÍÍ¡àÊÕ§ÇèÒ"ÁèÒÂ"
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My! What a stupid guy he
is!
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"My! what big eyes
you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
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to get lost
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(à»ç¹ÊӹǹãªéäÅ褹ËÃ×Í»¯ÔàʸԺҧÊÔ觺ҧÍÂèÒ§) àªè¹
She tried to introduce herself, but
I told her to get lost.
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The Big Bad Wolf jumps up
and screams, "Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a shit!"
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"»Ñ´â¸èàÇéÂ!..à¸ÍªèÇÂä»ãËéä¡Åæ©Ñ¹«Ð·Õä´éÁÑéÂ.?.©Ñ¹¨Ð¢ÕéàÇéÂ..»Ñ´â¸è!..¡Ç¹ÍÂÙèä´é.."
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( to take a shit =
to take a dump"(ÍÖê, ¶èÒÂ)(dump ÍÍ¡àÊÕ§ÇèÒ"´ÑéÁ¾"))
